开心一刻
一组非常搞笑的中英文对译
1．wetwo who and who？咱俩谁跟谁阿
2．how are you ? how old are you? 怎么是你，怎么老是你？
3．you don't bird me,I don't bird you 你不鸟我，我也不鸟你
4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！
你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！
5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
有事起奏，无事退朝
6．you me you me
彼此彼此
7．You Give Me Stop!!
你给我站住！
8．know is know noknow is noknow
知之为知之，不知为不知...
9．WATCH SISTER
表妹
10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse''son can make hole!!
龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子大地洞
11．American Chinese not enough
美中不足
12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
车祸现场描述
13．heart flower angry open
心花怒放
14．go past no mistake past
走过路过，不要错过
15．小明：I am sorry!
老外：I am sorry too!
小明：I am sorry three!
老外：What are you sorry for?
小明：I am sorry five!
16．If you want money,I have no; if you want life,I have one!
要钱没有，要命一条
17．I call Li old big. toyear 25.
我叫李老大，今年25。
18．you have two down son。
你有两下子。
19．as far as you go to die
有多远，死多远！！！！
20．I give you face you don''t wanna face,you lose you***ce ,I turn my face
给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
21. no three no four. 不三不四
22. We are brothers，who and who. 我们是兄弟，谁跟谁
23. You are who?? 你谁啊
24. Give you some color to see see. 给你点颜色看看
25. I brother. 我兄弟
26. you are black new new. 你是黑猩猩/（不会翻译）
27. root you duck dead knock~~~~~~ 跟你鸭死磕;P （一开始我没反应过来）
28. people moutain people sea. 人山人海
29. horse horse tiger tiger. 马马虎虎（乎乎）
30.old three old four...... 老三老四（不好翻译）
31.one word is out, four horses cannot chase... 一言既出，四马难追。。。
32.save man one life, betther than building up 7-floor tower. 救人一命，胜造7级浮屠:L
33.riding a donkey reading play , go and see. 骑（绿）看唱本，走着瞧
34.one road with wind. 一路顺风
35.wait wait... 等等等等。。。
36.Are you serious? 你是认真的？
No,I'm kidding. 不，我开玩笑。
37.I'll show you some color! 我会给你点颜色看看
38.Birthday happy!! 生日快乐！
39.eight seven four! 八 七 四（不好翻译）
40.You love I? 你爱我？
41.as strong as a cow. 跟牛一样壮
42.I'm in China
--王志郅在美国对观众说的
down half body consider
下半身思考
Want money no have
Want life have one 要钱没有，要命一条。。。
43．you have two down son。你有两下子！
44.You have what thing？” 你有什么事？
45.you yourself look! 你自己看看
46.shout what shout.喊什么喊？！
47.I want to speak to your head. 我想和你们头说话
48.Head not zai. You tomorrow come！头不在，你明天来
1．wetwo who and who？咱俩谁跟谁阿
2．how are you ? how old are you? 怎么是你，怎么老是你？
3．you don't bird me,I don't bird you 你不鸟我，我也不鸟你
4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！
你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！
5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
有事起奏，无事退朝
6．you me you me
彼此彼此
7．You Give Me Stop!!
你给我站住！
8．know is know noknow is noknow
知之为知之，不知为不知...
9．WATCH SISTER
表妹
10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse''son can make hole!!
龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子大地洞
11．American Chinese not enough
美中不足
12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
车祸现场描述
13．heart flower angry open
心花怒放
14．go past no mistake past
走过路过，不要错过
15．小明：I am sorry!
老外：I am sorry too!
小明：I am sorry three!
老外：What are you sorry for?
小明：I am sorry five!
16．If you want money,I have no; if you want life,I have one!
要钱没有，要命一条
17．I call Li old big. toyear 25.
我叫李老大，今年25。
18．you have two down son。
你有两下子。
19．as far as you go to die
有多远，死多远！！！！
20．I give you face you don''t wanna face,you lose you***ce ,I turn my face
给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
21. no three no four. 不三不四
22. We are brothers，who and who. 我们是兄弟，谁跟谁
23. You are who?? 你谁啊
24. Give you some color to see see. 给你点颜色看看
25. I brother. 我兄弟
26. you are black new new. 你是黑猩猩/（不会翻译）
27. root you duck dead knock~~~~~~ 跟你鸭死磕;P （一开始我没反应过来）
28. people moutain people sea. 人山人海
29. horse horse tiger tiger. 马马虎虎（乎乎）
30.old three old four...... 老三老四（不好翻译）
31.one word is out, four horses cannot chase... 一言既出，四马难追。。。
32.save man one life, betther than building up 7-floor tower. 救人一命，胜造7级浮屠:L
33.riding a donkey reading play , go and see. 骑（绿）看唱本，走着瞧
34.one road with wind. 一路顺风
35.wait wait... 等等等等。。。
36.Are you serious? 你是认真的？
No,I'm kidding. 不，我开玩笑。
37.I'll show you some color! 我会给你点颜色看看
38.Birthday happy!! 生日快乐！
39.eight seven four! 八 七 四（不好翻译）
40.You love I? 你爱我？
41.as strong as a cow. 跟牛一样壮
42.I'm in China
--王志郅在美国对观众说的
down half body consider
下半身思考
Want money no have
Want life have one 要钱没有，要命一条。。。
43．you have two down son。你有两下子！
44.You have what thing？” 你有什么事？
45.you yourself look! 你自己看看
46.shout what shout.喊什么喊？！
47.I want to speak to your head. 我想和你们头说话
48.Head not zai. You tomorrow come！头不在，你明天来
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